Go to any mental instituion or any other random deserted building you can get yourself to.
Come in like a BAWS! and then ask the guard like a baws to see the HOLDER OF BAWS!
If a badass sad face ( T.T ) comes on the guards face,you werent badass enough and you will be zapped by the balloonatic.
Although if you were baws enough he will show you the door like a baws and tell you like a badass to enter the door.
Enter them in slow motion when he will slam the door like a baws and lock them.
You will be in a Dark badass hallway where you must slow motion walk like a baws with BAWS music.If you werent baws enough while doing it a WTF BOOM will trigger and you will blow up the most BAWS like way in the world.However,if you were baws enough you will be teleported to a badass room filled with other BAWS people that epicly failed :P.You must fight them like a baws.If you lose like a baws you will be doomed to a eternity with NO PANCAKES!!!!!!
If you beat them like a baws,their boss will come in and he will challenge you to a fight like a baws.You will get a gun for bawses and you will begin a baws shootout in the most BAWS slowmotion in the history of bawses.If you lose from the baws like a baws you will get killed like a baws in the most baws way possible.
If you win like a baws you will receive a Baws Gun.Pick it up like a baws and do a victory baws montage.That baws object is baws object -1 out of 49502834902384239048329048.
Will you be a baws when the time comes?DUN DUN DUN!!!